html THE FUTURE OF PROPHETS: RESOLUTIONS

RESOLUTIONS

In the spirit of progress, we, the Committee for the Future of Prophets, have gathered to decide the fate of our beloved prophets.

After much debate, we have reached the following resolutions:

Resolution 1: All prophets shall be required to wear a name tag with their prophetic credentials.
Resolution 2: Prophets shall be entitled to free burritos on Fridays.
Resolution 3: All prophecies shall be subject to peer review and editing for clarity and grammar.
Resolution 4: Prophets shall be required to attend mandatory "Being a Prophet" seminars.
Resolution 5: The committee chair shall have the power to interpret the resolutions as they see fit.