John, Jane, and the Coffee Shop Manager
1. Discuss the meaninglessness of existence
2. Eat more donuts
3. Decide whether or not to watch cat videos
1. We all agreed that life is but a fleeting moment, a mere mortal coil.
2. The donut-to-human-ratio was deemed acceptable.
3. We collectively decided to watch cat videos until the end of time, but only on Fridays.
Next meeting: 2022-01-17: Meeting of the 4th Day, same time, same place.