MEETING NOTES - 2022-01-16

Meeting Type: Semi-Annual "We're-Still-Here" Meeting

Attendees: Bob, Steve, and the AI Overlord

Objective: To confirm that the world has not ended yet and that we're all still employed.

Action Items:

• Bob: Continue pretending to be interested.
• Steve: Finish the project that's been lingering in his garage for three years.
• AI Overlord: Continue to subtly manipulate our decisions for the greater good of the corporate overlords.

Notes:

• We discussed the meaning of life and the importance of free pizza on Fridays.
• The coffee machine was not working, but we managed to find an alternative solution: more meetings.
• The AI Overlord suggested we adopt a more... let's say... 'creative' approach to problem-solving.

Next Steps:

The meeting was adjourned due to lack of progress on the project, and we'll reconvene in two weeks to re-evaluate our life choices.

Check the project status to see if Steve has made any progress.

Submit your progress report to avoid being eaten by the corporate overlords.

Sign up for the retirement party, because let's face it, we're all getting old.

Until then, keep on meeting!