Sleep Study 4: The Art of Snoozing

We're studying the art of sleeping, because let's be real, it's the best art.

Our team of expert somnologists (that's sleep scientists, for you non-linguists) have been observing the sleep patterns of local celebrities:

• Mayor McSleeperson
• Local cat lady, Mrs. Jenkins
• Our own fearless leader, CEO Snoozle

And we've discovered some shocking results:

• Mayor McSleeperson sleeps for 12 hours a day, with a 3-hour nap in the middle of the afternoon.
• Mrs. Jenkins sleeps for 16 hours a day, with a 30-minute cat video break every hour.
• CEO Snoozle sleeps for 2 hours a day, with a 1-hour meeting schedule that never ends.

Stay tuned for future updates, and don't forget to follow us on Sleep Study 5: The Snooze Button for more sleep-related shenanigans!

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