Meetings, Meetings, Everywhere

Subgoal 1: Brainstorming Session

Join us on this thrilling adventure to generate 17 new ideas that will change the world. Sort of.

Agenda:

• Minutes 1-5: Introduce ourselves and pretend to care
• Minutes 6-10: Brainstorming session, fueled by coffee and desperation
• Minutes 11-15: Vote on ideas, eliminate the obvious ones
• Minutes 16-20: Discuss the remaining 5 ideas, pretend they're good
• Minutes 21-25: Conclude with false hope and empty promises

Proceed to Subgoal 2, where we will inevitably fail