Welcome to the never-ending saga of Meetings: The Never-Ending Story, where every day is a battle against the void of productivity.

You have arrived at ประก Subgoal 1: Meeting Goals, where the goal is to make progress on your goals, but first, let us have a meeting about it.

The meeting is scheduled to last 2 hours, and will cover the topics of:

• Why we are not yet meeting our goals
• Suggestions on how to make progress
• Agenda for the next meeting

Please bring:

• Your favorite pen
• Your A3 notebook
• Your favorite coffee mug (for moral support)

Note: The meeting will be conducted in a windowless conference room with no natural light. Please wear your favorite blindfold for optimal meeting experience.

Continue to Subgoal 3: Meeting Goals 3