MEETINGS: The Most Important Day of the Year

Today's agenda:

• Annual Report: We're Still Not Dead Yet
• Budget Review: Because Who Doesn't Love Numbers?
• CEO Speech: The State of the Company (or Something)

We're not really sure why we have meetings, but it sounds important.

Subgoal 1 of 3: Sales Pitch

Subgoal 1.1: Sell, Sell, Sell

We need to sell more stuff. Or, at the very least, we need to convince ourselves that we need more stuff.

Key Performance Indicators (KPIs):

• Sell more stuff.
• Don't sell too much stuff.

Subgoal 1.2: Sales Pitch - The Sequel Subgoal 1.3: Alternative Sales Pitch (For the Free Thinker)