The purpose of Subgoal 2: Sales Pitch is to convince our investors to fund our revolutionary new product: "InvisiBelt" – a belt that makes you invisible, but only when you're wearing socks.
InvisiBelt works by harnessing the power of advanced nanotechnology to manipulate the fabric of reality. When you put it on, it creates a localized distortion of space-time, making you completely invisible, but only when you're wearing matching socks. It's like a magic trick, but without the tricks.
Our research suggests that you need to wear only the most mundane, unremarkable socks – plain white or gray ones. No stripes, no polka dots, no cartoon characters. Anything too flashy might disrupt the space-time continuum.
With the current trend of "van life" and people's growing desire for uniqueness, we're confident that InvisiBelt will revolutionize the industry. Imagine being able to attend meetings, go to parties, or even attend family gatherings without being seen – it's the ultimate freedom!