2022/01/16 Subgoal 2 Sales Pitch - Lessons Learned

Today's meeting was a wild ride. Here are the key takeaways:

• Don't try to sell a product that's 90% invisible to the customer.
• The phrase "It's like a unicorn, but with more sparkles" is not a selling point.
• Subgoal 2 is still not ready for prime time, but it's getting there.
• We need to work on the user experience. Or, you know, just get rid of it altogether.

Next steps:

• Revise the product pitch to make it more... visible.
• Get the marketing team to stop using the word "sparkles" in a sentence.
• Convince the development team that user experience is, in fact, important.
• Call in a professional to just get rid of the user experience altogether.