Our Solution: The Most Obvious One Ever

We've got a problem, and we're going to solve it in the most straightforward way possible! Introducing... "Subgoal 2: The Solution that Needed to Happen"! Our team of highly qualified experts has spent countless hours researching, designing, and re-designing, and what did we come up with? A fancy new system with a "simple" user interface that looks like it was created in MS Paint 3.0.

Features include:

• It's not as bad as the old system!
• We've added more tabs! (Now you can click on them too!)
• Our team has spent an entire week learning how to use this new technology, so you can be sure it's been thoroughly vetted.