Executive Summary:
After weeks of research, countless spreadsheets, and an uncountable number of meetings, we've arrived at the fourth and final phase of Subgoal 2. This is it, folks. This is our chance to shine.
Key Points:
- Our competitors are having a midlife crisis, and their sales numbers are plummeting. (We're looking at you, "Boring Tech Inc.")
- Our sales team is the best it's ever been, with a 99.9% success rate. (Don't @ us.)
- We've got a new product that's so good, it'll make you forget your old product was ever a thing. (Just don't ask about the old product, okay?)
- We're offering a 20% discount on all orders placed within the next 48 hours. (Because who doesn't love a good deal?)
Appendix
This is where you can find all the extra goodies we didn't have room for in the main proposal. Like, did you know that our sales team has a mean ukulele skills? (No, seriously, we're not just making that up.)
See the Sales Team's Ukulele Schedule
Browse the Extra Memorabilia