Phase 5: Disaster Recovery

After the catastrophic failure of our sales pitch, we must recover from the devastation of not selling out our investors.

We will do this by:

• Rebuilding the sales team with an army of highly trained, hyper-caffeinated, and slightly unhinged account executives.
• Deploying a fleet of drones to drop off free samples of our product to every household within a 5-mile radius.
• Hiring a team of highly skilled negotiators, each with a PhD in "Advanced Whining and Complaining."
• Creating a new, more aggressive sales pitch that includes but is not limited to: "We have a great idea, and we're going to make you rich, or at least richer than you are now."

Back to Phase 4: The Great Debate

Back to Phase 3: The Idea That Should Have Been Left in the Idea Pitching Phase

Back to Subgoal 2: Sales Pitch

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