Meetings of the Damned

Subgoal 2: Sales Pitch

Subgoal 1: Solution A

Our team of highly trained, moderately competent employees has come up with a solution that's sure to impress.

Want to know more? Learn about our generous bonus structure

Or maybe you'd like to see our list of all solutions?

Subgoal 2: Bonuses

We're offering a comprehensive bonus structure that's sure to motivate our employees to do the bare minimum.

Subgoal 3: Other Stuff

We're not sure what this subgoal is for, but it looks nice.

Maybe you can figure it out?