Meetings of the Damned - Subgoal 2: Sales Pitch

Subgoal 3: Bonus

Here's a pitch for the new "Automated Sarcasm Generator 3000" (ASG3000), a machine that generates the perfect level of eye-rolling, hair-pulling, and face-palm-worthy responses for any situation.

Features:

• Sophisticated algorithms to determine the optimal level of eye-rolling required for maximum effectiveness
• Pre-programmed responses to handle even the most mundane conversations
• Customizable to fit any tone or style, from dry wit to full-on passive-aggressiveness

But wait, there's more! Order now and receive a FREE bonus feature: the ability to generate an endless loop of "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right" responses.

Don't wait for the competition to catch up. Get your ASG3000 today and never be stuck in a meeting again!

Related Links:

Subgoal 1: Sales Pitch - The Basics

Subgoal 2: Sales Pitch - Bonus 1: The Secret Sauce

Subgoal 2: Sales Pitch - Subsubgoal 3: Bonus (You're Here!)

Subgoal 2: Sales Pitch - Subsubgoal 4: Bonus 2: The Ultimate Upgrade

Subgoal 2: Sales Pitch - Extra: Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing