Today's meeting is all about comparing the best and worst of the best. We're talking, naturally, about our competitors.
Section 1: The Dark Horse | Section 2: The Wild CardSection 1: The Dark Horse - Our arch-nemesis, "The Shadow Syndicate" has been making some... interesting decisions lately. Their CEO's haircut looks suspiciously like a failed science experiment.
Section 2: The Wild Card - Meanwhile, "The Chaos Theory" company's CEO is rumored to have eaten an entire pizza by themselves during last week's meeting. The horror!
And here's a graph comparing the two:
| Company | CEO's Haircut | Pizza Consumption |
|---|---|---|
| The Shadow Syndicate | 4/10 (looks suspiciously like a failed science experiment) | 0 (they're allergic to joy) |
| The Chaos Theory | 7/10 (it's... a... thing) | 10/10 (we're not kidding) |