MEETING SUMMARY

AGENDA POINT 4: SALES PITCH

Today, our fearless leader, "The Great Sales Wizard" took the stage to pitch our company's new product: "The Amazing Disintegrator 5000"!

• The Amazing Disintegrator 5000 is a machine that turns anything into a pile of glittering dust. "It's like a de-compiler, but for objects!" claimed our leader.
• Our competitors are trying to sell a similar product, but theirs has a tendency to turn people into dust instead of just objects. "We're all about progress, not human rights," said our leader.
• The Amazing Disintegrator 5000 is available for the low, low price of $10,000,000! "A steal!" exclaimed our leader.

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