Meeting Summary:
Attendees: Bob, Alice, Charlie, and 4 invisible ninjas.
Discussion: We talked about the importance of proper stapling. It's a real thing, folks.
Action Items:
- Bob: Buy more staplers.
- Alice: Research the history of stapling. It's fascinating.
- Charlie: Make a list of all the things that can be stapled.
Next Meeting:
Item 5: The Great Paperclip Debate
Or, if you prefer the old way of doing things: Item 5: The Great Staple-ization of Society