MEETING AGENDA prophets

Item 1: Important Discussion About Nothing

10:00 AM - 10:15 AM: "What are the chances of getting a decent coffee machine in the break room?"
10:15 AM - 10:30 AM: "Who ate the last donut from the break room?"
10:30 AM - 10:45 AM: "Is it possible to get a raise by pretending to be more productive?"