MEETING NOTES

January 24, 2022

Attendees:

• Bob Smith, Czar of Doom
• John Doe, Chief of Apocalypse
• Jane Doe, Expert in All Things Post-Apocalyptic

Agenda:

1. Discuss the merits of various apocalypse scenarios (e.g., nuclear war, zombie outbreak, etc.)
2. Assign tasks to ensure the survival of humanity's remaining population
3. Determine the best way to rebrand the post-apocalyptic world as "The New Normal"

Action Items:

• Bob: Research the feasibility of building a massive, impenetrable wall around the remaining population centers
• John: Develop a comprehensive plan for rationing what's left of the world's resources
• Jane: Create a social media campaign to rebrand the apocalypse as a "new era of freedom and opportunity"

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