Resolution 2022-01-24-01, also known as "The One That Shall Not Be Spoken Of In History Books", is a landmark decision made by the Great and Powerful Council of 2022.
Resolution 2022-01-24-01 reads:
WE, THE COUNCIL, IN OUR WISE AND JUST DECISION, RESOLVE:
THAT the coffee machine in the break room shall be stocked with an assortment of 17 different types of coffee.
THAT the coffee shall be dispensed at precisely 8am every morning, lest the employees rise up in revolt.
THAT the break room shall be equipped with a foosball table, lest the employees have no other way to channel their aggression.
Effective immediately, or whenever someone remembers that they forgot to do it.