January 25, 2022
Attendees:
We discussed the color of the mugs. We decided to stick with the original 17 different shades of neon.
Decision 1.1: The CEO insisted on adding 2 more shades of neon, which were later vetoed by the intern.
DECISION 2: THE MEETING ROOM
We decided to keep the meeting room at 4 degrees Celsius. Someone suggested 5 degrees, but the air conditioning was too loud.
Decision 2.1: The CEO insisted on installing a giant disco ball, which was later vetoed by the janitor.
DECISION 3: THE CAKE
We decided to get the cake with the most sprinkles. Someone suggested the cake with the most candles, but we were all too hungover.
Decision 3.1: The cake was later discovered to have been replaced with a vegan option, which was later discovered to be a lie.
Next Meeting: February 1, 2022
Minutes of the meeting were taken by the intern, who is still recovering from last week's incident with the stapler.
These minutes are subject to change, but only if someone finds a way to turn off the autocorrect feature on the copier.
See you next time, when we will probably decide to have a meeting about the meeting.