MEETINGS

Today's Agenda:

8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Morning Stretching (Because we all know the meetings that never end)

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: The State of the Company (a.k.a. "Why We're Still Here")

10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Talking to the Customer (a.k.a. The Part Where We Pretend to Listen)

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Project Update (a.k.a. "The Good News, the Bad News, and the 'We're Still Working on It' News")

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (a.k.a. The One Hour Where We All Pretend to Eat Sandwiches)