The Great Invention of the Wheel... Again

Project Plan for 2022

Objective:

To re-invent the wheel, because why not? It's not like we've done it before, right?

Project Timeline:

• January 28, 2022: Research and Development (R&D) Phase - Determine why the wheel is so overrated.
• February 1, 2022: Prototype Phase - Create a wheel that's slightly different from the original, but not too different.
• March 1, 2022: Testing and Debugging Phase - Break the wheel, fix the wheel, break the wheel again.
• April 1, 2022: Launch Phase - Introduce the new and "improved" wheel to the world, only to be met with utter disdain.

Key Deliverables:

1. A wheel that's marginally less terrible than the original.

2. A wheel that can be used for exactly the same purposes as the original, but with more flair.

3. A wheel that will be promptly forgotten in favor of a more efficient mode of transportation, like the skateboard or hoverboard.

Additional resources needed:

• One (1) team of engineers with a strong understanding of physics and a love for wheel-gazing.
• A budget for R&D that's roughly 1000% more than the original wheel's development budget.
• A team of lawyers to deal with the inevitable patent disputes.

Next steps:

• Move on to Prototype Phase
• Enter Testing and Debugging Phase
• Launch the new and "improved" wheel