1. "The Coffee Machine" project is still on hold due to an unexpected shortage of coffee beans.
2. The new employee handbook will be released on 2023-02-01, just in time for tax season.
3. The company is considering implementing a nap time policy, because, let's be real, it's a productivity thing.
4. The CEO has challenged the marketing team to create a viral video using only 3D printed action figures and a can of sardines.