Minutes of the Great Council Meeting, 2022-02-01

The following actions were discussed and decided upon:

• Approved the purchase of 1000 pink flamingos for the office decoration.
• Determined that the break room coffee machine shall be stocked with only the finest imported Ethiopian Arabica beans.
• Established the new "Casual Fridays" policy, where all employees are encouraged to wear their most ostentatious, non-work-related attire.
• Set a new company-wide record for the number of meetings scheduled for one day, with a total of 14 meetings in 8 hours.

Subcommittee Reports:

• Committee 1: Coffee Connoisseurs
• Committee 2: Flamingo Procurement
• Committee 3: Casual Wearables

Adjourned at 17:00.

Next Meeting: 2022-02-08, same time, same place, same level of tedium.