**09:00 AM - 09:30 AM: "Welcome and Introductions"**
Everyone tries to say their name, job title, and a fun fact about themselves. John from accounting accidentally says his favorite hobby is tax law and the meeting devolves into a heated discussion on the ethics of taxidermy.
**09:30 AM - 10:30 AM: "Project Update 1"**
The project lead, Sarah, tries to give an update on the current project status but is interrupted by a loud, echoing voice that claims the project is actually a government surveillance program and everyone should be concerned for their safety.
**10:30 AM - 11:00 AM: "Coffee Break"**
The group decides to take a 30-minute break to discuss the finer points of the office coffee machine's quirks and the meeting devolves into a heated competition to see who can brew the perfect cup of coffee in the break room.
Continue to Day 2: Where the Coffee Fueled Chaos Continues
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