10:00-10:30

1. Introductions

We will make pointless small talk and pretend to be friends.

See more pointless small talk

2. Coffee Break

We will pretend to care about your coffee and make fun of your outfit.

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3. Agenda Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

We will discuss the disappearance of the donuts and speculate wildly.

See the donut conspiracy theories

4. Lunchtime!

We will eat our lunches and judge each other's choices.

See who brought the worst sandwich