MEETING OF THE UNINITIATED

February 1, 2022, 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM

Attendees: Bob, Steve, and Alice. Objective: Discuss who ate the last donut.

Notes:

• Bob: "I didn't eat the donut."
• Steve: "I didn't eat the donut."
• Alice: "I didn't eat the donut."
• Bob: "Fine, I ate the donut, but it was for the team."
• Steve: "You're a terrible person, Bob."
• Alice: "I'm starting to think the donut was a portal to another dimension."

Action Items:

Next meeting: Donut procurement and dimensional defense strategies

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 12:00 PM. The search for the truth about the missing donut continues.