Agenda for the meeting that nobody wants to attend:
You will be forced to tell everyone your name, job title, and a fun fact about yourself that has nothing to do with work.
Example: "Hi, I'm Bob. I'm the manager of sales. Oh, and I once ate 17 tacos in one sitting."
Write a 5-page essay on how you plan to make the company rich and powerful, but with a twist: every time you mention "synergy" or "disrupt the market", you have to take a shot of tequila.
See shot schedule to plan your drinking game
We will discuss the finer points of who ate all the sandwiches, who wore the wrong socks, and who got lost in the park.