Meetings 2022: Agenda Item 1: 16-30 - The Great Scone Debate

Subtopics:

• The Case for Scones
• Scones vs. Scones with Cream
• The Scone Industry: A Threat to Society?

Decisions:

Item 003: Should we, in fact, be having scones for breakfast every day?

Discussion:

Pro:

1. Scones are the perfect breakfast food: flaky, buttery, and full of jam!
2. We can use the scone industry as a bargaining chip to negotiate better working conditions with the coffee shop down the street.

Con:

1. Scones are just a gateway to a life of carb-heavy, pastry-fueled despair.
2. We risk becoming too reliant on the scone industry, and thus, the whims of our CEO.

Action Items:

1. Conduct a thorough investigation into the scone industry's influence on our collective well-being.

2. Develop a scone-themed wellness program to counter the risks of scone-induced complacency.

3. Schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the scone industry's response to our concerns.

© 2022 The Great Scone Debate

Actions: 003

Next Meeting: 02/02