Meeting Minutes: The Great Scone Conspiracy

Agenda Item 1: Scone Quantity

Proposal 3: Increase scone production from 500 to 1,000 units per week. This will ensure that the scone supply meets the demand of the secret underground scone society. Appendix: Scone Demand Chart

Agenda Item 2: Scone Security

Proposal 1: Implement scone-shaped motion detectors around the perimeter of the facility. This will prevent scone-related espionage and theft. Technical Specifications: Scone-Detector 9000

Agenda Item 3: Scone Fest

Proposal 2: Host an annual Scone Fest in the company parking lot. This will boost morale and increase scone sales. Scone Fest Plan: Logistics and Entertainment