MEETINGS

AGENDA FOR THE AGES

Today's Meeting: "The World's Most Important Decisions Will Be Made Here (Or So We Hope)

9:00 - 9:05: "Welcome and Sloganeering"

The CEO will welcome us all with a 5 minute presentation on the meaning of life and the importance of proper meeting etiquette.

9:05 - 9:30: "The State of the Union (of Our Company)"

A detailed update on the state of our company, including but not limited to: our financials, our competitors, and our snacks.