9:00 AM - 9:15 AM: Introductory Remarks
- CEO will make awkward small talk for exactly 7.5 minutes
- Everyone will stare at their watches
9:15 AM - 10:00 AM: Marketing Madness
- Discuss the importance of being on social media
- Someone will mention TikTok
- Someone will mention Discord
10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Breakout Sessions
- Group A: Discuss the meaning of life
- Group B: Eat Cheetos and make fun of Group A