Meeting Minutes for 2022-02-01: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

1. Sock Puppet Uprising

Meeting started with an impromptu discussion of the impending Sock Puppet Uprising, a rebellion led by a group of sentient, self-aware sock puppets.

View Uprising Manifesto

2. Sock Puppet Negotiations

Representatives from the Sock Puppet Uprising met with management to discuss demands for better laundry days and more frequent wear.

See Uprising Demands

3. Sock Puppet Contingency Planning

The team brainstormed emergency procedures in case of a Sock Puppet Uprising.

View Uprising Contingency Plan

4. Sock Puppet Uprising Aftermath

Discussion of post-uprising protocols, including but not limited to, sock puppet rehabilitation and reintegration into society.

See Aftermath Report