Today's meeting was a resounding success. We achieved nothing, and everyone left early.
| Meeting Topic | Notes |
|---|---|
| Discussion of the meaning of life | We talked about it for a bit, then moved on. |
| Break for Coffee | We drank coffee and pretended to care about the discussion. |
| Agenda Item 3: The Importance of Procrastination | We spent 3 hours browsing memes instead of working. |