Pre-Meeting Nervousness The Actual Agenda (just kidding) Post-Meeting Relief
| Topic | Speaker | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Why the Coffee is so Expensive | Bob, the Coffee Connoisseur | 12:00 - 12:30 |
| The Best Way to Procrastinate | Jane, the Procrastination Expert | 12:30 - 13:00 |
| Why the Internet is So Slow | Tom, the IT Guy | 13:00 - 13:30 |
Please, for the love of all things sane, do not mention the meeting in front of your significant other.
The meeting room has a 4:1 ratio of chairs to attendees. Please bring your own chair.
If you are late, please do not enter quietly. We will know.
Tomorrow's Meeting: The One Where We Discuss Our Existential Crisis