1. Review of the company's coffee machine, a.k.a "The Bean-ius Maximus" (9:00-9:15 AM)
2. Discussion on the new "In-Office Nap Time" policy (9:15-9:30 AM)
3. "Creative Break" - 15 minutes of pure, unadulterated, mindless scrolling through cat videos (9:30-9:45 AM)