MEETING AGENDA - 5.1: Actions to Take, Not to Be Taken

Today's Agenda: Because Who Needs a Plan, Anyway?

5.1.1: Discuss the meaning of "discuss"

5.1.2: Make eye contact with the person who said "um" during the previous point

5.1.3: Decide on which snacks to buy for the break room

5.1.4: Write " Action Items" on a whiteboard with Sharpie, because who needs a computer, amirite?

5.1.5: Debate the merits of using "synergy" in our meeting minutes

Next on the Agenda:

• 6.1: Buzzword Bingo - Can We Get Away with Using 'Disrupt the Norm'?
• 7.1: Pitch Perfect - Can We Sell This Meeting to the CEO?