MEETING OF THE MORTALS

Agenda Item 5, Decision 3, Next Steps:

After much debate, the fate of the world has been decided. We have chosen to:

• Build a giant robot to terrorize the countryside, but only on Tuesdays.
• Establish a new national pastime of Extreme Ironing.
• Invent a new form of currency based on the value of a good hair day.

Next Steps:

We will begin by:

• Assembling the robot's parts in a large warehouse downtown.
• Forming the Extreme Ironing Council to oversee the national pastime.
• Conducting a series of rigorous taste tests to determine the value of a good hair day.