1. Discuss the finer points of the Infinite Improbability Theory.

Resolution 1: Declare Tuesday the 13th the new Friday

2. Brainstorm new ways to use the copier as a makeshift coffee table.

Resolution 2: Install a coffee table leg on the copier for stability

3. Elect a new chairperson for the meeting.

Resolution 3: Choose the person who ate the most donuts

4. Decide on the best way to deal with the impending doom of the company's finances.

Resolution 4: Pretend it's not a thing

5. Plan the company picnic.

Resolution 5: Invite only the people who wear funny hats

6. Determine the best way to spend the next 4 hours.

Resolution 6: Play video games