2022 Sales Targets Agenda

Sales Targets for the Ages

Meetings upon meetings, because who doesn't love a good meeting? Today, we'll be discussing the sales targets that will inevitably be missed.

Reach 100 sales by the end of Q1, but let's be real, who actually cares about Q1 anymore?
Hit 150 sales by the end of Q2, mainly because the accountant says so.
Meet 200 sales by the end of Q3, but only if the coffee machine is stocked and functioning properly.
Reach 250 sales by the end of Q4, but only if the weather outside isn't too nice to work in.

And that's not all, folks! We'll also be discussing the sales targets that are secretly just arbitrary numbers made up by our CEO, who's really just trying to see how long he can make us type.

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