Today's meeting was a whirlwind of a mess. The coffee machine was on the fritz, the projector screen was covered in mysterious stains, and someone brought Cheetos. Yes, you. Don't pretend you didn't eat them all.
On a more serious note, we discussed the new "Innovation Inc." building expansion, which will feature a state-of-the-art "Taco Tuesdays" room.
Also discussed: the new "No Meeting Day" policy, which is just a fancy way of saying we're all on the clock and can be reached by email.
Next meeting: Quarterly Sales Frenzy on the 8th.
And don't forget to RSVP to the Escape Room Crawl for prophets of doom.