Welcome to the most unpredictable, the most unpredictable, and the most utterly confusing fantasy football league you'll ever encounter!
We're not sure what kind of dark magic is at play here, but we're not complaining. Our league is a behemoth of fantasy football, with rules so Byzantine, you'll need a flowchart to keep track of them.
1. Each team must have a name that starts with "MEETINGS" or "MEETINGS" is not allowed, but "Meetings" is.
2. Each team must have a logo that is exactly 500 pixels in height and 200 pixels in width.
3. Each team must have a motto that is a maximum of 5 words long, excluding spaces.
4. Each team must have a player that is exactly 6'2" tall.
5. The team that loses the championship game must provide a 5-course meal to the winning team, cooked by a certified chef with a mustache.