Marketing Strategy Meeting - 2022

Yesterday, we discussed the meaning of life. Today, we discuss the meaning of selling out. What is a brand, anyway?

We have a brand that's on fire! It's like a phoenix from the ashes, but with more meetings and fewer ashes. What is a brand position?

Our brand position is that we're the best. No, seriously, it's that we're the best because we say so. Why is our brand position so important?

We'll see you in the depths of despair, our brand's loyal subjects.

Where the only thing that matters is the size of your brand's bank account.