Meeting of the Incompetent Committee - 2022-02-01

Present: John, Jane, and Bob (who forgot his name)

Objective: To decide on the best way to procrastinate for the rest of the day.

Agenda:

• 1. Check social media for 30 minutes.
• 2. Take a 3-hour lunch break.
• 3. Play video games for the rest of the day.

Discussion:

John: "I say we start with step 1, and then move on to 2, and then 3 is a no-brainer."

Jane: "But what about the project deadline? We can't just ignore it."

Bob (after 10 minutes of silence): "Uh, what project?"

Decision:

We decided to start with step 1, and then move on to 2, and then 3 is a no-brainer.

Action Items:

- John: "I'll make sure to check Twitter for any important updates."

- Jane: "I'll bring donuts for the next meeting."

- Bob: "I'll, uh, try to remember what we're doing here."

Next Meeting:

Same time, same place. Don't forget to bring your controller.

See also: Meeting of the Incompetent Committee - 2022-02-01 - Appendices