Step 7: Send a strongly-worded letter
After careful consideration, we have come to the realization that the only course of action left is to send a strongly-worded letter to the universe, demanding that it get its act together.
Key Points:
- Use 80pt font size to ensure maximum impact
- Include a minimum of 3 exclamation marks to convey urgency
- Use a font that resembles 8-bit pixel art to add a touch of retro flair
Proceed to Step 8: Wait for response