WHEREAS, the current meeting schedule has left employees feeling drained and uninspired; and Whereas, the coffee machine has been running on fumes for weeks; NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, that the meeting will be adjourned for an indefinite period, and that a new coffee machine shall be installed forthwith.
BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED, that a new "Coffee Break" policy shall be implemented, wherein employees shall be allowed to take an infinite number of breaks for coffee refueling purposes, with a minimum of 5 minutes between each break.
Clarification on the "Infinite Coffee Break" Policy Resolution #2: Mandatory Nap Time Resolution #3: All-Hands Pizza Party