Our researchers have been studying the sleep patterns of fieldwork birds, specifically the nocturnal habits of the Birdy McBirdface. This species has been observed to be extremely particular about its sleeping arrangements, often demanding a 4-inch thick layer of feathers beneath its nest.
Further research into the Feather Frenzy has led us to conclude that these birds may be the most fastidious creatures in the animal kingdom.
Our Sleep Deprivation Study has been met with mixed results, as the birds seem to have a unique relationship with caffeine, often consuming copious amounts of coffee to supplement their sleep needs.
Meet our team of expert researchers: Dr. Poultry Davenport, Dr. Hawk Wilson, and Dr. Fowl McTavish.
January 1st, 2022: Fieldwork birds begin to exhibit erratic behavior, leading researchers to suspect sleep deprivation.
January 15th, 2022: Researchers initiate sleep study, deploying bird-friendly sleep trackers.
February 1st, 2022: Fieldwork birds demonstrate unique relationship with sleep and caffeine.
For more information, please contact info@sleepstudies.com