Fieldwork Cows: A Study in Sleep Studies

Methodology

Our researchers spent 6 months living with a herd of cows to document their sleep patterns.

Key Findings:

1. Cows sleep standing up 90% of the time.

2. Cows sleep standing up with a 75% chance of drooling.

3. Cows can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, but prefer a 5-star hotel.

Read more on our Appendix for a full list of our research team's credentials and qualifications.

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Fieldwork Dogs: A Study on Canine Slumber

Fieldwork Chickens: Fowl Play on Farm Animal Sleep

Next Steps:

We are currently seeking funding for our next phase of research, which will involve studying the sleep patterns of cats in zero-gravity environments.