Quantitative Sleep Studies of 2022

February 1st, 2022: Day 32 of our glorious sleep deprivation

In our ongoing quest for knowledge, we've decided to study the most pressing question of the century: how much sleep do our esteemed researchers need?

Our Methodology

• Qualitative Analysis: Because who needs numbers, anyway?
• Controlled Studies: Where we stare at the ceiling for hours
• Experimental Studies: Where we sleep in 5-minute increments

Our Findings

• Dr. Smith slept for 4 hours and 37 minutes, a record!
• Dr. Johnson only slept for 2 hours, citing "research obligations" as an excuse.
• Dr. Thompson slept for 6 hours, but claimed it was "just a test run" for a future study.

Conclusion

Our research is inconclusive, but we're pretty sure sleep is important.

Want to see more of our sleep studies? Check out:

• Previous Sleep Studies
• Future Sleep Studies